MERRIDEN HOUSEFunerals · Since 1962

Arrangements

What to do right now.

If someone has died, this page is for you. Five steps, honest timeframes, and one number that reaches a person — not a menu — at any hour.

The programme

What happens, and when

  1. 01

    Now

    Call us

    Any hour, any night. We'll ask their name, where they are, and whether a doctor or nurse has been. That's all you need to know to make this call.

  2. 02

    Within 90 minutes

    We come to you

    Home, hospital, hospice or care facility — two of us come, the same night, and bring the person who has died into our care with no fuss and no rush.

  3. 03

    Day 1–2

    We sit down together

    The arrangement meeting, here or at your kitchen table, about an hour. You leave with a written figure and nothing signed unless you want it signed.

  4. 04

    Day 2–4

    Papers, permits, notices

    We file the death registration, secure every permit, and draft any notices — you approve them, we place them. You will not visit an office.

  5. 05

    Day 5–9

    The service

    Most families hold the service five to nine days after a death. Ellen runs the day; you carry nothing but yourselves.

The phone

What happens when you call at 2am

The house line rings in the office and, after 9pm, at the duty director's home — a Merriden, not an answering service. You'll hear a person who has done this for decades and is glad you called.

If you'd rather gather yourself first, write instead — we reply within one business day, and nobody will ring you back uninvited.

Hands folding a freshly printed order-of-service booklet at Merriden House
Every booklet is folded by hand, here
Planning ahead

Pre-planning, without the sales pitch

Recording your wishes costs nothing and obliges you to nothing. Pre-paying, if you choose to, locks today's figure in writing and puts the money in a state-regulated trust — never in our accounts.

Either way, your family's job on the day shrinks to one phone call, and the person on the other end already knows what you wanted.

  • Step oneTell us what you want — over tea here, or over the phone. About forty minutes.
  • Step twoWe write it up as one plain page and post you the copy. Change it whenever you like.
  • Step threeIf you pre-pay, the figure is locked and the funds sit in trust in your name.
Finding us

One number, one address, no menu

Call

(555) 010-1962

Answered by a Merriden at any hour, every day of the year.

Visit

41 Chapel Green Road, Fairview

Office 8:30am–5pm Mon–Sat · phone answered day and night

Write

[email protected]

Answered within one business day, always by a person.

You don't have to be ready. You just have to call.

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