Weekday Morning
$24
MON TO FRI · 10:00 + 11:30
The sleepy shift. Seventy minutes, any drink included, cats at their most affectionate.
The lounge is by booking · the counter is walk-in · under-10s join Sunday's Family Hour
KISSATEN & CAT LOUNGE · EST. 2019
A sun-room kissaten out front, a booked cat lounge behind the paper doors. Seventy minutes, a drink included, and every resident a rescue looking for a lap to retire to.
70 MINUTES
FROM $24 · DRINK INCLUDED
10 GUESTS PER HOUR
EVERY CAT A RESCUE
01 — THE RITUAL
First time in a cat lounge? There is a small ritual to it, and the cats wrote most of the rules.
Pick a session and pay when we confirm. Ten guests per hour, never more, so the room stays calm.
Through the paper vestibule, coats on the hooks, thirty seconds at the basin. The cats notice clean hands.
Take a cushion and your drink arrives at the low table. Wand toys are out; laps are earned, not taken.
Every resident is adoptable through Paper Lantern Rescue. Tell the counter and we set up an interview.

02 — THE WEEK'S SESSIONS
OUR REGULAR WEEK · PUBLIC HOLIDAYS DIFFER
$24
MON TO FRI · 10:00 + 11:30
The sleepy shift. Seventy minutes, any drink included, cats at their most affectionate.
$28
MON TO FRI · 4:00 PM
West light through the shoji, cats patrolling the sunbeams. The photographer's slot.
$32
SAT + SUN · ON THE HOUR
Our busiest board. Book ahead; Saturday afternoons go first, every single week.
$18
SUN · 9:00 · UNDER-10S WELCOME
The one hour small humans join, one adult per child. Price is per child; adults $24.
$28
WED · 7:00 PM · ADULTS, PHONES AWAY
Lamplight, no cameras, six guests only. The hour regulars refuse to give up.
$340
EVENINGS BY ARRANGEMENT
Private hire for birthdays and small dates of state. Two hours, counter service included.
03 — THE RESIDENTS
Eight cats live here between homes. Four of the current bench are ready to leave with the right person, which is the entire point of the place.
61
ADOPTED FROM OUR LOUNGE
8
RESIDENTS IN THE ROOM
6
SESSIONS EVERY DAY

RESIDENT
SILVER TABBY · 6 · ARRIVED 2021
The manager. Supervises the counter, audits every latte, accepts tribute in chin scratches.

ADOPTABLE
BLACK SHORTHAIR · 3 · ARRIVED THIS SPRING
Shelf philosopher. Watches the room from above and picks one guest a day to honour.

ADOPTABLE
CALICO · 5 · ARRIVED 2024
Professional napper. Occupies the warmest cushion by 10:15 and defends it with one open eye.

ADOPTABLE
GINGER TABBY · 2 · ARRIVED 2025
Named for the pudding, built like a spring. Runs the 4pm zoomies with total commitment.
05 — THE CATS COME FIRST
Cat cafes earn scepticism until they show their homework. Here is ours, on the wall and on this page.
An off-duty loft the cats reach through a staff-only hatch. When a cat clocks off, no guest can follow.
Vet check every month, vaccination and microchip before any cat meets the room.
Food is prepped behind the counter wall; the litter room vents outside. Two doors between whiskers and your toast.
Ten guests per hour, cats always outnumbered by cushions. Nobody is passed around, ever.

REHOMING PARTNER
Every resident arrives through Paper Lantern Rescue and leaves through their adoption process. Sixty-one cats so far, each one off this floor and onto somebody's sofa.
Saturday fills first, mornings stay gentle, and Quiet Hour is the best-kept secret on the board. Pick yours and the kettle goes on.
OPEN TUE TO SUN · CLOSED MONDAYS, THE CATS SLEEP IN
