The Biscuit ClubBook

Daycare · Boarding · Grooming

Best.Day.Ever.

Dog daycare, boarding and grooming with one promise on top: a report card home at 3:45, every single afternoon.

A red heeler mid-leap through a sprinkler arc over bright green turfFirst day freeafter the meet-and-greet

Club Rules

Not a kennel.Not a spare room.A club.

Membership is the product. Every dog is vetted before day one, every yard has a first-aid-certified handler in it, and the cap is the cap — 38 members a day, never more.

Temperament-tested

Every member passes a one-on-one assessment before their first group play. No exceptions — not even the very cute ones.

PASS

Vaccinated, verified

Vaccination records checked at the gate and rechecked at renewal. The whole club stays healthy because the front door does its job.

PASS

Crew on the grass

One first-aid-certified handler for every eight dogs — in the yard, not behind glass. Eyes on your dog the whole day.

PASS

The Report Card

A member's day, graded honestly

This is the actual card that comes home in the pickup folder — filled in by the crew and stamped by whoever collected the most kisses that day.

Daily report cardFilled in by the crew
  1. 8:00

    Morning Play

    Off-leash fetch and zoomies while the turf is still cool. Friend groups sorted by play style, never by size alone.

    Two dogs sprinting across the turf after a ball frozen mid-airA+
  2. 11:00

    Splash Hour

    Exactly what it sounds like. Sprinklers on, pools full, dignity optional.

    A border collie and a golden retriever romping through the splash poolA+
  3. 1:15

    Nap Wing

    Blinds down, white noise on, a cot for everyone. The hardest nap of their week.

    A beagle asleep on a raised cot in the quiet nap wingCHAMP
  4. 3:30

    Brush & Fluff

    Towel-down, brush-out, and photos taken for the 3:45 report card. Bow tie optional but encouraged.

    A terrier in the wash tub wearing a shampoo-suds mohawkA

Boarding

Suites for members sleeping over

Three ways to stay, every one with the full club day included. Boarding guests play all day and sleep like champions all night.

The Bunk

Member suite

$58/ night

A snug private den off the nap wing. For easy sleepers who just want a good bed after a big day.

Full club day + evening tuck-in

The Den

Member suite

$74/ night

A bigger room with a window seat and their own quiet soundtrack. Our most-booked stay, by a mile.

Full club day + twilight yard time

The Verandah Suite

Member suite

$96/ night

Garden view, queen-size dog bed, evening story time. He will sleep through every minute of it.

Full club day + a 7pm patio wind-down

Every stay is all-inclusive: play, meal service, medication if needed, and the daily report card. No surprise line items at pickup.

From the pickup folder

Members of the month, every month

Banjo

Kelpie · Maple Hill

Splash Hour: A+

Banjo sprints from the car to the gate. The report card lives on our fridge and I'm not even embarrassed about it.

Dana R.

Luna

Spaniel · Fenwick Park

Morning Play: A+

Luna came home tired, clean and famous. The 3:45 photos got more reactions than our wedding album.

Priya & Tom

Alfie

Dachshund · Old Mill

Nap Wing: Champion

Alfie is a nervous little man and the crew moved him to the quiet group without us even asking. That's the whole review.

Marcus W.

The 3:45 Report Card

Proof of joy, delivered daily

At 3:45 every afternoon your phone buzzes: the day's card, graded and stamped, with photos from the yard. Who they played with, how they ate, how hard they napped.

It started in 2021 as a printed card in the pickup folder. 4,180 cards later it's still how most people find us — guilt doesn't survive photographic evidence of a pool party.

report cards home
4,180+
report cards home
members max, daily
38
members max, daily
handler-to-dog ratio
1:8
handler-to-dog ratio
the year it started
2021
the year it started
Meet the crew with your dog
A handler laughing while towelling off a wet springer spaniel on the turf3:45 — card sent

First day's on us

Come for a sniff-around: you tour the yard, they try the turf, and we all see if it's a fit. Pass the meet-and-greet and the first club day is free.

Book the meet-and-greetOr call — we pick up between belly rubs.(555) 013-2846
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