The Crew

The people your dog runs to

Small crew, big standards: everyone on the grass is dog-first-aid certified, background-checked and genuinely pleased to see your dog. Watch the pickup queue — the tails give it away.

June Calloway crouched beside her border collie on the turf — June Calloway
Founder & Yard Boss
Canine first-aid instructor. Reads a play group like a book and has broken up exactly zero fights — by being ahead of all of them.

Marcus Bell laughing with a wet labrador at the edge of the splash pool — Marcus Bell
Splash Hour Lead
Former vet nurse. Runs the pools, the sprinklers and the very serious business of fun. Owns four identical aqua polos.

Priya Nand blow-drying a fluffy cockapoo in the grooming studio — Priya Nand
Head of Grooming
Nine years behind the scissors. Gentle with the nervous ones, undefeated against double coats, unbribable by big brown eyes.

Started for one picky collie

The Biscuit Club opened in 2021 because June Calloway couldn't find anywhere she'd happily leave her own collie, Biscuit. So she built it: real handler ratios, mandatory naps, and a report card so owners never have to wonder. Biscuit still audits the nap wing most afternoons.

Est. 2021

An owner handing the leash to a handler while a beagle sniffs the handler's hand at the gate

How membership works

Assessment day

Every dog starts with a one-on-one temperament assessment, then a supervised first hour with a hand-picked friend group. Members are re-read every single visit — dogs have moods too.

Groups by play style

Wrestlers with wrestlers, sprinters with sprinters, gentle observers on the quiet lawn. Sorting by play style instead of size is why the yard sounds like a playground, not a protest.

Rest is mandatory

Overtired dogs make bad choices — so nobody skips the nap wing. Blinds down, white noise on, and the yard reopens when everyone's had their lie-down.

The Splash Yard itself

Shaded turf, two splash pools, a quiet lawn for the gentle souls and a nap wing with a cot for every member. Built for dogs, hosed down like a ship.

The shaded turf yard with splash pools and the play ramp

A beagle deep asleep on a cot in the nap wing

The 7 o'clock Reset

Every night after the last pickup the whole club gets reset: turf rinsed, pools drained and scrubbed, cots laundered, bowls sanitised. It takes the crew two full hours. It's why the Club smells like nothing at all.

Come shake our hands

The meet-and-greet works both ways: you size us up, your dog sizes up the yard, and the crew starts learning one more name.

Meet the crew with your dog